mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

I wanna get high

Fuck its been more then six months and I’ve been drunk like twice…. And tripped once. But like fuck me, there’s nothing better then smoking a fat bowl. The worst part is, still have 11 months of probation left, and my PO still hasn’t even contacted me. Fuck new jersey’s justice system, I just wanna fast forward and be in Colorado already